Squirrels Eating Old Verizon Phone Lines, So Upgrade to FiOS

Verizon told Debbie that upgrading to FiOS was the only way to guarantee uninterrupted phone service because apparently, the old copper lines are no match for the insatiable appetite of copper-munching squirrels. Never mind that FiOS doesn’t work during a blackout for more than a few hours, or that the problem had nothing to do with squirrels.


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Sunday, June 21st, 2009 Uncategorized